10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker