10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."