10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow