10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• im going to 2 out you to death
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.