10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "No river, no fish."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.