10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain