10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.