10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain