10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "No river, no fish."