10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "No river, no fish."