10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword