10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Fook the floosh droo!