10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm