10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fold and live to fold again
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A