10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks