10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones