10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water