10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?