10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"