10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is