10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.