10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)