10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.