10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.