10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT