10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.