10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fook the floosh droo!