10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- im going to 2 out you to death