10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare