10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is for loners.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim