10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer