10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)