10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"