10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln