10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss