10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.