10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.