10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"