10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.