10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.