10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek