10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson