10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!