10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant