10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.