10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.