10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)