10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---