10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.