10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes